Hahahahahahahahahaha drunk calls in the middle of the night from a young mallgoth guy I haven’t run into since before I shaved my head. I’m certain he was hitting on me, and I’m usually pretty oblivious to these things.

My mother’s accusing me of stealing her suitcase and leaving her a giant red suitcase, and now because of that she has to go away with all of her belongings in garbage bags. I’ve ruined her holiday to the Gold Coast and she hasn’t even left yet.

… What?

taco-bell-rey:

The Simpsons was the most honest show out there

I’m really high and listening to Greatest Lovesongs Vol. 666 and I’m pretty much having a religious experience over here.

oiruman:

ufoattack:

oiruman:

i am kind of sad ok

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this cat’s name is Princess Monster Truck

thank you

shawngalaxy:

cap-ulet:

let’s take a moment to appreciate my boyfriends house and this magical room I can’t even

God. If I could bathe in that tub I would die

shawngalaxy:

cap-ulet:

let’s take a moment to appreciate my boyfriends house and this magical room I can’t even

God. If I could bathe in that tub I would die

Would like it to be this cold minus the rain, please.

Would like it to be this cold minus the rain, please.

preppycollegeguy:

Well I never thought that would go from horrifying to cute.

preppycollegeguy:

Well I never thought that would go from horrifying to cute.

ONE OF THE RACIST OLD LADIES ACTUALLY JUST SAID ” I don’t understand you when you speak, all I hear is ching chong ching chong ching chong.” I AM SO READY TO LEAVE. FUCK.

lawebloca:

Little Girl Plays on Gentle Giant Tibetan Mastiff ** video **